I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
me in da club: yes of course ill buy you a drink who are you
what would happen if i actually shared porn on facebook
IM LAUGHING SO HARD PLEASE HELP ME
I’m just wondering why the word like is replaced with brohoof what the fuck is a brohoof
it means a brony posted porn on facebook
Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.
Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.
Except this one is gender neutral.